Come see this “drag legend” in HD
Opening Night
January 6
7:00 pm
Drag Show / Comedy / Live Vocals
- Wednesdays & Sundays
- Doors open: 6:30 pm
- Show starts: 7:00 pm
- Estimated duration: 60 minutes
- Seating: Seating cannot be guaranteed 10 minutes after start time.
- Bar service: Minimum suggested consumption, 2 beverages.
Event Info
Get ready for a wild ride with Varla Jean Merman’s hilarious and unforgettable TELE-NO-VARLA show!
Who needs a television career when you’ve got television disasters?
In TELE-NO-VARLA, drag superstar Varla Jean Merman takes Puerto Vallarta on a hilarious tour of her many “errors” with outrageous footage of actual TV appearances and shameless commercials, and shows you why there is NO-VARLA-ON-TELEVISION.
From soap-opera snot to a peek-a-boo chicken wing, Varla revisits the moments that should have ended her career…and wonders why they haven’t. Featuring live vocals, hilarious parodies, spectacularly bad judgment, and her scene-stealing golden doodle Jasper, TELE-NO-VARLA proves the world has suffered enough without seeing this “drag legend” in HD.
